10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts