10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Fold and live to fold again
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22