10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!