10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "No river, no fish."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier