10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.