10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You have to piss with the dick you have