10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-