10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• im going to 2 out you to death
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi