10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Poker is for loners.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.