10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "No river, no fish."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks