10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson