10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi