10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."