10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright