10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT