10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "No river, no fish."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.