10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "No river, no fish."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway