10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.