10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!