10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Fook the floosh droo!
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."