10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus