10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "No river, no fish."
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike