10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)