10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.