10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• It's Free To Fold...
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.