10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!