10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!