10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.