10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers