10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.