10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.