10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.