10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."