10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm