10 Random Poker Quotes

• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.