10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare