10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament