10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986