10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.