10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."