10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "No river, no fish."
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.