10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.