10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"