10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)