10 Random Poker Quotes

• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine