10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Fold and live to fold again
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22