10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword