10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack