10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-