10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth